|NEW BAND'S FIRST SHOW
||[Jun. 9th, 2005|09:01 am]
Arrogant Sons of Bitches
If you live in the Long Island/New York/New Jersey/Connecticut/Whatever area, and miss the coked-out antics of the Arrogant Sons Of Bitches, Sean Eldon has a solution for you:
GO SEE SEAN'S NEW BAND!
Does the music sound like ASOB? Heavens, no. Is it still fun? You bet.
Come and see Bashi-Bazouk featuring Sean Eldon, Guit-Box-Wizard of your beloved ASOB, at Molly Blooms II in Amityville, NY. This is our first public show. This is a HEADLINING show (we are already that important!) and it is vital that everyone attends. We're playing with a really good band called Aficionado, too, so even if you hate us, you still might like them!
Stare at this flyer.
Now that you know about this, there is really no valid reason to skip it. In fact, if you don't go, I will personally find you, slit your throat, and take a huge shit in your fresh wound. IT'S ONLY EIGHT DOLLARS. When was the last time you saw ASOB for EIGHT DOLLARS? Do you WANT to be shit on? What the fuck is the matter with you, you sick fuck? Only weirdos like getting shit on. And I mean, come on, this is gonna be in an OPEN WOUND. You'll catch a disease. And you'll regret not going for the rest of your short, disease-ridden life.
Go to http://www.myspace.com/bashibazouk to hear Bashi-Bazouk songs
Go to http://www.myspace.com/deviantmusik to hear the other bands (check out Aficionado first)
Thanks in advance. I'm serious about hurting you.
Disease free in 2005,
Sean Eldon, Esq.